Boys and girls come out to play,
The team is playing away today,
We’re off to shake the Germans up,
Nobody cares if we win the cup,
We planned it all on the internet,
Techno-Yobs-R-Us, you bet,
Up the ladder and down the wall,
We’ll put the lot in the hospital,
Break a bottle and choose a Kraut,
The bastards all need sorting out,
Bring your mates to join the fight,
And be on the TV news tonight.