Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of the Netherlands,

You owe me my subsidy,
Say the bells of South Italy.

Why aren’t we rich?
Say the bells of Maastrich.

Where has it gone?
Say the bells of Lisbon.

France took it all,
Say the bells of St. Paul.

Zat is a libel!
Say the bells on the Eiffel.

Who’ll pay the fine?
Say the bells on the Rhine.

It must be you,
Say the bells of EU.

It won’t be us!
Say the bells in chorus.

Here come a summit to spin all the facts.
Here comes a whopping great increase in tax.