Relationships
Politics

Jack and Jill

Felix Dennis
August 16, 2001
Mandalay, Mustique
Unpublished
Arrow
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
   To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown
   And Jill came tumbling after.

Jill sued Jack and Jack sued back,
   The judge is going to fine her;
Now the pail’s been sent to jail
   For abandoning a minor.

We’ll sue Jack and he’ll sue Jill,
   The hill is suing for  scandal;
The water says he’ll sue the press—
   And everyone’s suing the handle.